Author: Fuzzy Curmudgeon

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Sure, we could be mad

that Senile Joe Biden (probably with an assist by “Dr.” Jill, who more than likely guided his palsied hand with the pen) pardoned his asshole felon traitor son after saying for months it wasn’t going to happen.  Yeah, sure.  We could be mad as hell.

But…

Why should we be mad? This really opens the gate for Trump to do all sorts of things he might have hesitated to do before, including pardoning all the J6 people as first order of business.

Nah, I ain’t mad. Who wanted to see that all drag through the courts and waste time anyway?

Not me.

Though I still would like to see the entire Biden crime family pinocheted out to sea.  But that would be only a momentary pleasure and would get me talked about.

It is fun to imagine, though.

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Didn’t want this to go to waste

I was pretty sure we were OK after a couple of hours Tuesday night, especially after Lara Trump’s vote purity brigade threatened to sue to start the counting again in a PA county that had stopped, ostensibly for the night, and they backed down immediately and started counting again…

…but I had made this up a couple of weeks ago and really didn’t want it to go to waste.  Enjoy!

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Ahhh….how sweet it is.

It’s morning in America, folks.  We may have to wait three months to rid ourselves of the stench of Old Joe and Kameltoe, but as Otto von Bismarck so memorably put it, “God has a special providence for fools, drunks, and the United States of America.”

Thank Him for this day which He hath made, and rejoice in it.