My modest proposal for presidential elections

It is clear that our current system of electing the president of the Republic does not work properly anymore.  Too many people are involved and the country is too evenly split.  Therefore I have a modest proposal for electing our future presidents.

I want the candidates to participate in a WWE pay-per-view event.

This event would take the place of primary elections, campaigning, debates, and the general election for president.  It could be done in one fell swoop, without appeal to the courts, and without having to go to the polls.

It would be a cage death match.  All candidates go in, one candidate comes out.  For added excitement, throw in two rabid dire wolves.  There can be only one.  If one of the wolves wins, it’s the president for the next four years.  If everyone dies, “none of the above is acceptable” wins.

The only problem with this is Judge Mills Lane isn’t able to referee anymore.

Anyway, rather than have a fake debate between the two major party candidates, everybody goes in the cage.  Republican, Democrat, Libertarian, Green, Democrat-Farmer-Labor, Conservative, Liberal, I don’t care what party you represent or how minor it is.  If you’re the presidential candidate of the 420 Party, and you can stay off the weed long enough to be able to fight, you’re in.

The winner would be the best candidate for the job:  Wily, fearless, no-nonsense, willing to go to the mat — literally — for the American people.

But of course, the main reason I’d like to see this would be to watch Trump pound Biden over the head with a folding chair.

When can we start?  Now?  Why bother with the last two debates?  My cat already has the popcorn ready.

If you didn’t know going in that the debate was going to be a train wreck, you’re a fool and have no business casting a ballot this year.  Though the one good thing is, these three debates may finally poison the whole presidential debate stupidity for all time.  I don’t watch them anyway, so I won’t miss them.

“it is perfectly okay to get mad at congress for writing stupid laws and needlessly complicating everything with their endless meddling. But it’s stupid to get mad at the people for obeying the laws that are in place.” — Larry Correia

Time for a Federal investigation of the Marion County Election Board

So the Marion County (Indiana) Election Board is sending, scattershot, applications for absentee ballots to people who don’t live at the addresses the applications are being mailed to.

This is a scandal that nobody will report, especially not the Gannett Star (or whoever owns the local rag these days).

My mother hasn’t lived in this house for 14 years, but lo and behold, we received an absentee ballot application for her.  (Notably, neither my wife nor I did, but we had both applied online a couple of days before — although in the grand scheme of bulk mailings, that’s not long enough for us to have been removed from the mailing list for something received only a couple of days later.)

My mother, on the other hand, received at her senior apartment an application for someone we’ve never heard of before.  She’s lived in that apartment for two years and it was empty for a while before she moved into it, so…

We keep being stymied in Indiana by federal courts that say we (the state) can’t remove people from the voter rolls without notification.  We (personally we) have returned to the Marion County Election Board multiple items over the last 14 years that were addressed to my mother, with an explanation that she had moved out of this house to another address in the county and was registered to vote there.  Yet my mother continued to appear on the paper voting rolls in our precinct right up to the election before last.  (I have no idea if she’s still on the precinct’s voting roll because they no longer use the paper rolls — you now sign in on a computer terminal.)  And we’ve complained to the precinct workers at every election since the primary in 2006 that she no longer lived in the precinct and should be removed from the roll.

Far from there being no evidence of voter fraud in Indiana, there’s been plenty of it, even if the Democrats don’t want to admit it.  (South Bend, for instance, had a big case of it not long ago, but South Bend is run by the Democrat machine, so that figures.)

It’s time to clean up the voter rolls in Indiana and across the nation.  It’s time to repeal the National Voter Registration Act of 1993 (AKA “motor voter”) and let the states get on with this.

Time, tide, and progressives.

The difference between intelligent people and progressives is that intelligent people recognize institutions naturally will ebb and flow between center-left and center-right positions over time.  We see this constantly in the Executive and Legislative branches (except for the 40+ year period when the Democrats held Congress after WWII, which was to my mind an anomaly), but not so much in the Judiciary because so many federal judges have lifetime appointments.  So the Judiciary changes only gradually, one seat at a time if that, while Congress and the Executive oscillate wildly by comparison.

Progressives, by contrast, believe that every tilt to the left is (or should be) permanent, as a clear vindication of their slow march through the institutions.  This explains things like Reid’s nuclear option in blowing up the filibuster in 2013, and the general leftist conniption fit when the House flipped in 2010, and the Senate went back to the GOP in 2014 (both as a direct result of Congress forcing Obamacare on the public in 2010).  Of course progressives think they will never lose the House again after they won it two years ago on the back of lies, deceits, and vote fraud.  And their absolute snit over Trump’s appointment of a conservative to replace the liberal Ruth Bader Ginsburg on the Supreme Court is yet another example of progressive inability to see that, like the tides, political fortunes of the two parties ebb and flow, and have done throughout history.

This may also have something to do with progressive assurances that the seas will rise if we do nothing about climate change.  They simply cannot believe in anything that doesn’t fit their narrative.

Every office-holder must be something of a fascist at heart, otherwise why desire a position of power over others? Especially when it’s backed up with guns and the threat of incarceration. The clothing of a little brief power is seductive.

Six weeks out and falling fast

When your governor is too stupid to realize why his polling numbers are dropping like a stone, only six weeks out from the election:

of course he extends the useless, illegal, and unconstitutional mask mandate once again.  (Chart from Wikipedia.)

I keep hearing that outside of Indianapolis, stores are removing the directional arrows, opening closed entrances, and aren’t stopping people without masks from entering. Sooner or later, everyone in Indianapolis will be ignoring the governor, too. And looking to vote for one of his two opponents.

I will not cast a vote for this clown again. He will not be missed. And who knows, we might end up with a Libertarian governor. Rainwater is trending up faster than Myers is. I think we’ve got ourselves a real three-way contest, for once, and all because our sitting governor is a statist moron.

You would think the state GOP would have warned him off doing this.  But they’re morons, too.

The continuing attempts by actual fascists to claim fascism is a right-wing phenomenon are fascinating, particularly since actual Fascist Party leader Benito Mussolini had a major hard-on for America’s leading proto-fascist, President Woodrow Wilson.

Hubris, meet Nemesis

It’s being pointed out elsewhere, and has been ever since last Friday, but there is a plain and simple fact that the Democrats choose to ignore:

Ginsburg could have retired under Obama prior to the 2014 election, and easily been replaced by a young Progressive female jurist who could have served 30-40 years.

Her hubris was such — and so was that of the Democrats — that all she had to do was hang in till Hillary was elected in 2016, then retire, etc.  Because even after the GOP took the Senate back in 2014, history suggests they would have approved an Obama appointee without a whole lot of fuss after a Democrat won in 2016.  He might have had to appoint someone a little less progressive than he would have liked, and they would have had to wait until the smoke cleared from the election, but overall, he could have locked that seat in for a couple of generations at minimum.  (There’s precedent to approve a presidential nomination after that president goes out of office, so his nominee could potentially have been approved under a Hillary Clinton presidency, even if actual history shows McConnell felt it was important to wait and not hold hearings on Merrick Garland until after the 2016 election because a) Obama was a lame duck, and b) his party did not hold the Senate, which two items in combination have never resulted in a Supreme Court nomination by the lame duck president being approved.)

Moreover, her hubris was such that she believed she could roll the dice one more time on her cancer and beat it until after the 2020 election, while in the meantime doing the American public a disservice by remaining in office when she was unable to fulfill her duties.

Her nemesis was Donald Trump.  And even without Trump, as soon as Hillary became the nominee, there was no way in hell Mitch McConnell was going to let Obama and Hillary have their way on a Supreme Court nomination before the election.  And holding the Senate majority made that possible, and not only possible, but historically inevitable.

In addition, Trump holds a position Obama did not — he’s not a lame duck, and his party controls the Senate.  And because Harry Reid destroyed the filibuster in 2013 — something Mitch McConnell warned him would come back around and bite the Democrats in the ass — seven short years later, Trump is going to get another Supreme Court appointment whether he gets re-elected or not.  Because if you don’t think the GOP majority in the Senate is not being kept closely apprised of the debate over who will eventually be nominated, and won’t be willing to hold perfunctory hearings and rubber-stamp whoever Trump ends up nominating, you have another think coming.  Because if I were Trump (and I think he’s smarter than me when it comes to this sort of thing), I’d be on the phone to McConnell two or three times a day discussing how this is going to work.

Collusion?  You bet your ass.  But all-American collusion, the kind Barry and Hills don’t know how to do because they’re too busy chumming up to international socialists and plotting how to take America down a notch or twenty.

In the end, this really shouldn’t even be a question of politics.  The Supreme Court has become far too important, which threatens the stability of the three-cornered government the Framers created, in which three co-equal branches did their assigned thing and cooperated in order to maintain the stability and well-being of the Republic.  You could make the case that Marbury vs. Madison threw that out the window only 14 years after the Constitution was ratified, when John Marshall his own bad self decided that the Court had the power of review over what the other two branches do.  In retrospect, John Marshall probably should have been taken out and hanged from the nearest convenient lamppost along with his concurring brethren, because that supposed power appears nowhere in the Constitution and was created entirely out of whole cloth by Marshall.  And it turned the Court into a political wrecking ball, which has only gotten bigger and heavier and worse ever since, what with justices and even judges in inferior courts legislating from the bench in a manner that was never envisioned by the Framers.

If not for the tension between the Executive and the Legislature that has existed for more years than I like to think about, the Court would not be important, and wouldn’t be something that could be put in play as it has been at least since Reagan nominated Robert Bork — a massively-qualified legal mind beaten to death by Ted Kennedy, Joe Biden, and the rest of the Democrats on the Senate Judiciary Committee.  (Although it may have been just as well — some of his statements toward the end of his life suggested to me that he might have become a squish like Anthony Kennedy.)

In the end, though, it comes down to the fact that Ginsburg lacked sufficient humility to understand that in politics, nothing is either permanent or certain, and that she should have had the grace and sense to retire at a reasonable point after her first pancreatic cancer diagnosis in 2009, and let Obama replace her with a Democrat while he had the ability and his party held the majority in the Senate to do that.

That she followed whence her hubris led her, well, sucks to be the Democrats, right now.  As Omar Khayyám memorably put it,

“The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,
Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit
Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line,
Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.”

History is history, bitches.  You can’t change it.  Not a moment of it.  And nobody can predict the future.

Blame yourselves, commies.

Democrats, socialists, communists, and progressives (but I repeat myself repeatedly) are now screaming, in the wake of the RBG…er…RPG that’s been fired into their ranks, that the Senate must not consider any Supreme Court nomination before the election.  They base this off Cocaine Mitch’s refusal to consider Barack Obama’s last attempt to nominate a Supreme Court justice just prior to Obama going out of office in January 2017.  But the situation is completely different.

  • First of all, the obvious:  Trump, not currently term-limited as Obama was, may (probably will, at this point, but don’t get cocky) be re-elected.  So why wait to fill the vacancy?
  • Second, we may need that vacancy filled stat, if the election is close enough — close enough for the Democrats, et al., to cheat, that is.
  • Third, the Democrats, et al., don’t have the votes to stop it.  They don’t (currently) control the Senate.  (Of course, they might be able to flip some GOP squishes, but the GOP squishes need to consider what their situation is going to be if Trump is re-elected.  Because after the election, Trump will have more flexibility (where have we heard that before?), and the squishes may find themselves out in the cold.  My attitude is the GOP stalwarts need to put some spine into the squishes…and make it clear that they’re going to be considered second-class senators without any support for anything they want for the next four years if they don’t get with the program.  If I were the GOP, I’d be laying plans to replace these assholes ASAP anyway.
  • Finally, if you think the Democrats wouldn’t take advantage of a situation like this, you’re smoking something funky and need to lay off the THC.

Quite frankly, if Trump is re-elected and doesn’t invoke the Insurrection Act immediately after, I’m going to be sorely disappointed.  But that’s another story and a post for another time.