Lindsay Lohan: LOSER.

If this had been you or me, we would have been arrested, charged, tried, found guilty and done time or probation, and probably placed on the “no fly” list.

Lindsay Lohan’s frame isn’t the only thing that’s fading — it seems her star status is too.
The 22-year-old caused chaos while departing on a Delta Flight from Tampa, Fla. on Saturday morning when the airline was unable to provide her with a first-class seat on the already overbooked flight. According to an insider, passengers laughed as the starlet acted incredibly entitled (and embarrassed), stomped around and warned a friend traveling with hre: “you’d better come and visit me back there in case I die.”
But fortunately for Linds, she didn’t have to suffer the life-threatening ill of business or economy class as she was eventually moved into first following her entertaining tantrum. Phew. However it seems as though the Mean Girls starlet is being plagued by even more problems in her personal life.

She’s lucky she didn’t suffer being Tasered and made to walk back to wherever she was going.
UPDATE: Fixed spelling errors. Bad day at work, blood pressure high, fingers not obeying brain.
Also: Used to think LiLo was hawt. Now I think she’s more like something that rhymes with hawt, to which Tibby alludes in the comments to the next post.