There was a funny

yesterday at breakfast, but because my brain was still having little forgetful moments from the anesthesia on Friday, all I can remember about it was that the punch line was "Common Core strikes again!"

I think it had something to do with a math problem where it didn't matter what the answer was as long as you showed that you tried, I think, but I can't remember the rest of the context.  Something we saw on the goddamnidiotbox, maybe.

Demerol and I do not get along well.