Ah laffed so hard I laik ta daiyed.

“We gotta go to the hospital.  Yer daddy’s done fell out of the deer stand agin.”

And as I understand it, in point of fact, everybody does need another boat.  Kind of like I need another antenna.

Plus!  Obligatory pink gun gag.  Although she does need to learn to keep her booger hook off the bang switch,  Among other things.