Can’t find a place to bury Assface Islamic Bomber?
Why bury him? Fly his body over Chechnya and dump it out the back.
Alternately, bury him at Guantanamo. Or bag him up with a pig, cremate him, and dump his ashes in Mecca. In any case he should definitely be buried with pork products.
See, that was easy. Now, as Rachel says, we have better things to do.