I just finished cooking and slicing up a 3-pound corned beef brisket.
Damn.  Just damn.  It’s lunchtime.  Better than Shapiros.
(Pre-packaged from Sam’s Club, cooked in the pressure cooker for 1 hour.  No fuss, not a hell of a lot of muss.)

A "surly curmudgeon[], suspicious and lacking in altruism." (Robert A. Heinlein)
I just finished cooking and slicing up a 3-pound corned beef brisket.
Damn.  Just damn.  It’s lunchtime.  Better than Shapiros.
(Pre-packaged from Sam’s Club, cooked in the pressure cooker for 1 hour.  No fuss, not a hell of a lot of muss.)