A cousin of mine whom I otherwise dearly love posted on Facebook:
Hi friends! If anyone is looking for a great children’s gift, I bought President Obama’s book, “Of Thee I Sing,” today for Miss Molly. It is very inspirational, uplifting, and positive. In fact, I think I’ll buy another copy and donate it to Molly’s classroom for the holidays. The illustrations are very nicely done as well.
Doesn’t that qualify as child abuse?