This right here

is why I click on Tam’s site several dozen times a day. (Well, maybe not several dozen. But you get my meaning.)

This guy is so dense that if he were a liquid, gold would float on him. Light bends when he walks in the room. The guys in the Army R&D department are trying to figure out how to make projectiles out of depleted him.

Barely saved the keyboard and monitor on that one.