Idiot.

So we went to our appointment with our new loan officer today…
…and found out that, gee, the reason why we couldn’t get anywhere with the one we fired on Friday was because you can’t hold two FHA mortgages at the same time.
I wonder when the asshole was planning to tell us that.
The good news is that our tenant might be closer to being able to buy the condo than we thought. In which case we would be closer to being able to buy the house. And asshole loses not just one but two mortgages. Which suits me just fine.