Geez, this thing we call a newspaper.
“Hundreds denounce new Arizona law as unjust”
Yeah. Three whole “hundreds”. Not exactly a Tea Party.
“US holds breath as BP tries to plug gusher”
Puh-leeeze. I have no intention of turning blue, and I assure you I’m not even peripherally concerned. At some point the engineers will fix the problem. And the community organizer will take all the credit.
Besides, if this were really a massive problem, wouldn’t you think the environmental wackos would be all over it?
(Oh, never mind. Wrong president.)
A "surly curmudgeon[], suspicious and lacking in altruism." (Robert A. Heinlein)