Paging Al Gore…

Your package of global warming has arrived. Please arrange for its immediate removal.
UPDATE: The NWS has craftily changed their forecast, which this morning said something about “accumulation of less than 1 inch expected”. I just measured it out on my driveway, which was bare as a baby’s butt when this started, and there’s 2 inches of new accumulation.
NWS is currently batting .000 for two snows in a row.
LATER UPDATE: I blew at least four inches off the driveway around noon.