Kill every fucking over-the-road truck driver and put their $DEITY-damned freight back on the FUCKING rails where it FUCKING belongs.
My God, I hate driving through Ohio. The speed limit is 70. Why is it (seemingly) required that truckers drop to 60 and take five miles to pass one another?
monkeys. Very seldom do I say "There ought to be a law" but this is one of those times. Pass within 30 seconds or stay behind, on two lane roads. I'd a bunch rather have the rail traffic, that's for sure.