Even if Rick Perry were discovered to have had sex hanging from the chandeliers with a peck of poxed prostitutes in Plano*, Ron Paul still doesn't have a chance in hell of being elected President in 2012.
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* I realize that the alleged sexual misconduct allegedly accured [sic] in Austin. But it did not make for as nice of an alliteration.
* I realize that the alleged sexual misconduct allegedly accured [sic] in Austin. But it did not make for as nice of an alliteration.
"Duo of diseased doxies in Dallas"?
Nah.