Got my tickets, can't wait.

Will you finalize your plot to take over the world at the picnic?

For door prizes will there be a booklet listing all of the secret stuff like the location of the White House cornerstone and clues to all of the hidden codes in midieval paintings?

I bet you will divulge the location of the Lindbergh baby and the secret method you use to control the Bermuda Triangle.

HaHa. Seriously, this post is going to draw out the conspiracy crazies.

I've already been told in another context over the weekend that the Freemasons are responsible for Waco and that I should ask Vice President Biden if I have any questions.

That guy was reported to the Secret Service.

The problem with taking over the world is that we still haven't decided whether to relamp the lodge with fluorescent or incandescent yet.

The past masters are divided on the topic and, well, if you've ever tried to get a past master to change his mind, you know where that's headed.