in which it becomes clear that once upon a time, I was actually a normal-sized adult.
This is indeed moi, dining at the Pizza Hut at 75th and Keystone back in 1982 (building's still there but I believe it's a vet's office now) with my goddaughter Leesa on my lap. Her mom took the picture with my camera.
Sorry for the blurriness but it's a crop from a larger picture that was scanned from the negative (yeah, no digital photgraphy back in 1982; that picture had to wait till 2010 to be scanned).
I was considerably younger then and of considerably less heft, as well. Sigh. Youth is wasted on the young.
Olympus OM-1n, Ilford HP-5 BW negative film @ ISO 400, probably processed in Agfa Rodinal. I did my own darkroom work in those days, too. (Before I owned computers, I had time for this kind of crap.)