The funeral we attended today was fine (as funerals go) until we got in the cars to go to the cemetery. Today's weather in Cleveland was blowing snow and freezing temps.
As a result, I likened the graveside committal service to a Russian funeral.
BECAUSE IT WAS LIKE NAPOLEON'S [censored] RETREAT FROM MOSCOW.
If Al Gore had been there, I would have pushed him in the hole.
That's not a very nice thing to say about Al Gore. Cleveland has enough problems without being covered by twelve inches of snow for nine months out of the year.
If he were standing there, you'd push him in.
You know you would.
On second thought, Cleveland would look much better covered by snow nine months of the year.