Bwah ha ha.

Chicago out in the first round of voting with the fewest number of votes: O-lympic Failure

Obamas Fail in Personal Pitch to Bring 2016 Olympics to Chicago
Olympic officials eliminated Chicago in the first round of voting from its bid to host the 2016 Summer Games, a surprise failure for President Obama who put his capital behind an enormous campaign.

Government-controlled media in shock.

Local boosters can't believe what they're hearing (as if the Indianapolis region was actually going to profit bigtime from a Chicago Olympics).

Folks, there were three things standing in the way of Chicago.

1) Chicago is the most corrupt city in the country, and its mayor is the most corrupt politician ditto.

2) Everybody knows that our Incompetent-in-Chief has Daley's hand up his back.

3) As long as our leaders go around apologizing for everything this country has ever done, instead of standing up for our unparalleled (classical) liberal leadership for the past century or longer, nobody is going to either like or respect us.

(They're never going to like us at all. But respect goes a long way, even when you're not liked.)

Needless to say, this makes me very happy, and fuck anybody who says otherwise.