Heh.
Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard
This is absolute genius. Too bad it's not an actual product, because if the iPhone is any indication, the Apple Corps would line up, lemming-like, to buy it.
"Here at Apple, we like to think that we're giving customers features they don't even realize they want yet."
Kind of like push-polling. Or leading the witness.
"I'll buy almost anything if it's shiny and made by Apple."
I know people like that. I don't work with any people like that, but I know people like that.
"The computer is virtually unbreakable unless dropped or hit."
Bwah ha ha ha ha.
"It remains to be seen if the Wheel will catch on in the business world, where people use computers for actual work and not just dicking around."
Priceless.
OK, Jeff, Hodapp, all you Apple folks. Start in :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZrr7AZ9nCY
It's a big ass table.
That's just mean-spirited compared to the Onion piece, which is actually funny.
Indeed, it smacked of..dare I say...jealousy that Apple didn't think of it first.
Not that I'm running out to buy one, but I don't think I was Microsoft's target audience anyway.