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Another homicide bomber in Jerusalem.
It’s past time for the Israelis to start in the North with a line of armed soldiers and just walk south through the country, like we used to do in the Boy Scouts when we policed our campsites before leaving. Somehow you’ve just got to pick up the trash, and Hamas definitely qualifies as trash.

Tom…really. Paranoia will get you nowhere. People are watching, you know.
Oh, wait. You do know.
Hee.

Jim Jeffords allows as how he’d like to caucus with the GOP in the next session.
As long as he gets to keep his committee chairmanship, of course.
Jim, Jim, Jim. Do the words “eat shit and die, fucking traitor” have any meaning for you?
Watch for the price of dairy products to plummet in the next couple of years.

Maybe some bloggage later. Sorry.

…why GWB doesn’t tell Kofi Annan, “You aren’t the boss of me.”
Just thinking out loud.

Yup. That’s me. I just joined in honor of National Ammo Day.

Ever since casino gambling and pari-mutuel betting came in on the coattails of the Hoosier Lottery, in 1988, I’ve said it was a mistake that the amendment to the Indiana Constitution that made it all possible wasn’t more narrowly drawn.
Here’s proof.
Instead of letting the casinos con them into expanding the gambling franchise in Indiana, our legislators ought to be tightening the screws on what’s already here. It’s damn scary to walk onto one of those boats, go up to the nickel slots, and find a bunch of dead-serious pensioners feeding their Social Security checks into the slots, a nickel or a quarter at a time. The one time I let Sally drag me into a casino, I didn’t see anyone having a damn bit of fun. I saw old people spending their food money hoping they’d hit the jackpot and never have to worry about money again.
Brrr. I’d put a gun to my own head and pull the trigger before I let myself get to that point.

…and gee, I wonder why? Jayna Davis probably knows. She seems to know more about the bombing of the Murrah Federal Building than, hmm, the Feds.
Yet another reason to “bomb, bomb, bomb; bomb, bomb, Iraq”.
This has been circulating for some time but it’s more important than ever to get to the bottom of this.

They sure know how to spill oil from tankers.
Kind of makes the Exxon Valdez look like a walk in the park, eh?

…it tolls for thee, Aimal Kasi.
OK, so let me get this straight, Pakistan. We put one of your asshole countrymen to death for committing murder. And you’re all upset that we put him to death, you’re calling him a martyr, because he decided one day 10 years ago to open up on, and kill, defenseless CIA employees. And you’re not sorry about the fact that he committed that little crime, I gather. A crime that, had he committed it in Pakistan on Pakistanis, probably would have gotten him a beheading in the public square.
Well, FUCK YOU and the horses you probably rode in on. This is the kind of place where we ought to be dropping daisy cutters. It would improve the breed and make for better manners among the unwashed.
And if that sounds imperialistic, make the most of it, you rag-head boy buggerers. The United States is not going to put up with your shit much longer. Once we take care of Saddam and the people of Iran take care of the mullahs, you may be next.