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Heh.

Got a hit on a Google search from Germany for “Fuck France”.
It came from an eu.int domain…which is of course the European Union. I can trace it all the way to 212.190.220.46, which is gw.europeesparlment.customers.uunet.be, so I assume without further data that it’s probably an official EU computer.
[Clarification: I should note that the search came via google.de (thus, Germany) and the computer on which the search was done was probably in Belgium (which of course is not Germany). I know what I meant to say, the search came from Google’s German portal; it just didn’t come out that way :)]

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Maybe we should talk Turkey with Russia

Turkey wants $30 billion in aid before she’ll let us use her territory to step off against Iraq.
Saddam owes the Russians $9 billion. (I keep hearing that number on Fox, I don’t have a link.)
I say we offer the Russians a cool $9 billion, plus $6 billion as a bonus, to switch sides and back us in the UN. And tell the Turks to get ready for an independent Kurdistan on their southeastern border.
Any American who doesn’t get on board with a 50% sale price is clearly a traitor 🙂 $15 billion is chump change to us, but we should never pay a dime to those who try to extort money from us.

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Send ’em to the bottom

Iraqi ‘terror ships’ at sea

Three huge cargo ships feared to be carrying Iraqi weapons of mass destruction are being tracked around the world by British and American intelligence.
The vessels, which have been at sea for three months, are believed to be carrying weapons smuggled out through Syria or Jordan.
They are all refusing frequent requests to provide details of their cargo or destination and officials are worried that the vessels are maintaining radio silence in clear contravention of maritime law, which states all ships should be in constant communication.

Well, they’re in international waters, and I don’t give a good God-damn about the so-called environmental issues, so perhaps three nuclear-tipped cruise missiles would take care of this little problem. Besides, you never know, they might be carrying Saddam’s gold.
Via the Corner.

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Now you’ve been well told

LGF reported last night on a speech by John McCain in which he told former “Presidents” Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton to shut their yaps and quit criticizing/commenting on the Bush Administration’s foreign policy.
Not that I have all that much respect for Mr. Political Speech-Stifler himself, but you have to admit, it’s something that’s needed to be said to these two idiots for some time. Not to mention that the statement should have included Senator Bitch (Idiotarian-NY), who thinks she ought to be president.