Morons against war

God damn it, assholes, Congress ALREADY GAVE BUSH AUTHORITY TO PROSECUTE THE WAR. MONTHS AGO.
Hopefully this litigation will get thrown out on its ass and the lawyers in question fined for bringing a frivolous action.
UPDATE: More on this from the Good Times. Experts agree that this case doesn’t have much of a prayer.

Also thinking

that the day we go into Iraq is the day we ought to surround the UN building in NYC with about 50,000 regular army troops and evict them all, then call in one of our dynamite demolition companies (no pun intended) to rig the building for controlled detonation, and level it.
Because that’s the day when the UN will be completely irrelevant. No sense letting it flop around in a death agony, just kill it cleanly and be done with it.

With allies like these…

they all need enemas. From Fox:

Many expected the event would lead to a potentially divisive showdown between the U.S. and Great Britain and France, Russia and China, all of which would have veto power of a new resolution that might call for military action.

Fuck France (unilateral action in Ivory Coast). Fuck Russia (unilateral action in Grozny; Russia actually has more to gain than anyone else from Saddam being wiped out). And in particular, fuck China (unilateral action in Tibet) up the ass.

Germany, which does not have veto power, also opposes immediate military action.

Just like Hitler did before 1939.
WE DON’T NEED ANOTHER RESOLUTION TO GO TO WAR. A state of war already exists between Iraq and the United States, and has since the cease-fire in 1991. Let’s finish it NOW. (Or on March 3, next dark of the moon.)

Shoot them down like the birdbrains they are

From Instapundit:

THE LOCAL CHAPTER OF EARTH FIRST! has partially covered a billboard for “Hooters” with this sign reading “Frodo Has Failed — Bush Has The Ring.” (A couple of them — looking very chilly — are “occupying” the sign, as you may be able to make out on the lower right. And yes, this is actual, firsthand photojournalism here on InstaPundit.)

Idiots. Someone with a sniper rifle needs to do their duty.