…how the world’s Jews don’t descend on Saudi Arabia and stuff the Holy Kaaba up King Fahd’s butt sideways after reading shit like this.
Fatwa this, you boy-buggering walking tea towels.
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A "surly curmudgeon[], suspicious and lacking in altruism." (Robert A. Heinlein)
“Boy-buggering walking tea towels”
Christ, that was funny.
Based on a comment overheard by P.J. O’Rourke (in Give War a Chance) when leaving Kuwait after GWI was over: He said the BBC suits he was travelling with were into the booze miniatures within moments once the plane they were on started moving, and standing at the windows and bellowing, “FUCK YOU YOU MOVING TEA TOWELS”.
Glad you enjoyed it 🙂