In the work email today:
Hello,
You are being charged with articles 309 to 312 of the Criminal Code. The amounts indicated for committing a crime in this section is ranging from $5,000 to $12,000.
The plaintiff also claims a moral damage compensation amounting to $5846
Please, find more information on the case (ID: 55848427) in report enclosed.
The “report enclosed”, of course, is a viral payload wrapped up in a ZIP file. It’s obvious that this is BS without even opening it; things like this are never emailed (just like the IRS will never email or telephone you). If someone has a beef with you, you’ll either be served in person, or by US mail (probably certified).
The mental acuity displayed by spammers is only greater than the intelligence of anyone who would actually believe their shite.