Bin Laden? Bin deaden is probably more like it.

Fox reports that al-Jazeera is airing a tape of “a voice said to be Usama bin Laden”.
Please. Video of bin Asshole with the front page of the New York Times from sometime in the past two weeks is required before disbelief can be suspended.
That boy is bloody ooze in a collapsed cave in Tora Bora and ain’t much going to change my mind about it. Especially nothing that shows up on al-Jazeera.
Al-Qaeda are getting desperate if this is the best they can do.