Then when you think you’ve heard it all…

…there’s this guy who ought to get the death penalty.

AKRON, Ohio — A man was sentenced to 20 years in prison Tuesday for impregnating his teenage stepdaughter with a syringe of his own sperm.
John Goff, 41, quoted Bible verses and said he forgave the judge, police, prosecutors and his stepdaughter.

They don’t much like people like you in the big house, thankfully.