Stupid Bitch(tm) Cynthia McKinney has filed a lawsuit to be declared the winner of her primary in Georgia.
ATLANTA Arguing that defeated Georgia Rep. Cynthia McKinney was the victim of a “malicious crossover” vote by Republicans, five DeKalb County voters asked a federal court Friday to throw out the results of the primary.
Uh huh.
State officials pointed to the law Friday and said it was clear that Georgia voters can vote for whomever they want in the primaries; there are no restrictions on preferred political party affiliation.
“I am simply unaware of any provision of law that prohibits voters from making a choice as to which party primary they will participate in,” said Chris Riggall, a spokesman for the secretary of state.
You can’t even get a break from your own party:
Attorney General Thurbert Baker, a Democrat, said Georgia’s law “is crystal clear in its guarantee that a voter can walk into a polling place on primary election day and choose a ballot for which ever political party he or she chooses.”
He added, “Georgia’s open primary system has withstood previous legal challenges and I will vigorously defend the Aug. 20 election results.”
Let’s sing it in harmony: YOU CAN’T CHANGE THE RULES AFTER THE ELECTION IS OVER.
Or maybe we should spell it out since the McKinneys seem to like doing it that way so much: You’re S-T-U-P-I-D, Ms. McKinney, you’re O-U-T-A-T-H-E-R-E, and it’s your own F-A-U-L-T.
You left out the best part: The Green Party (and why they call themselves that I can’t imagine, as they’re clearly red…) is courting her to run for President under their banner.
I can’t think of a more perfect choice.
Makes me green just thinking about it.