And now, the vote for the IU alumni trustee.

All you IU alumns need to vote for a trustee. Get on that.
Here’s how I pick a trustee candidate to vote for:
1) Throw out all the sleazy lawyers.
2) Throw out anyone who uses the word “diversity” in their writeup. (Unless they are using it negatively, e.g., “We need to stop worrying so much about diversity.”)
3) Throw out bums that I know personally. (I had to do that with a family member once.)
4) Throw out anyone who doesn’t physically live in the state of Indiana.*
5) Any candidate who graduated from IUPUI gets a pass on one (and only one) of the above.
This year that worked me down to one candidate. Sweet.
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* The reasoning being, why should they get per-diem to travel here for meetings? Just more expense.