Fuck Teddy Kennedy.
Go away, you miserable ass. The only reason you’re still around is because you got out of a murder rap and because you aren’t worth the powder to blow you to hell. You give the “world’s greatest deliberative body” quite the reputation, along with Kleagle Byrd and the Senator from Disney, Fritz Hollings. Not to mention that lapdog who thinks he’s a Doberman, Daschle.
A "surly curmudgeon[], suspicious and lacking in altruism." (Robert A. Heinlein)