We were talking about Halloween and Sally mentioned that she’d seen an article in the Star this week about some kind of mandatory meeting that pedophiles have to attend in Indianapolis during the trick-or-treating hours of 6-8 tonight.
So I went searching on the Indystar.com site and found the following. No shit.
WTF? Apparently the Star search engine thinks all teachers are pedophiles.
The actual article we were looking for is here.
A "surly curmudgeon[], suspicious and lacking in altruism." (Robert A. Heinlein)