Two “fuck yous” to start your day.

Total Cell Ban on Drivers Urged
Fuck you. As much as I despise fucktards who have one hand in their ear when they’re driving, I see no reason for this to be legislated; Darwin generally takes care of the more egregious fucktards. IMHO hands-free units are a reasonable compromise, but these jackasses would legislate them out of existence, too. What are they going to do next, ban conversations with the person sitting in the passenger seat — or god forbid, the people in the rear seats? What about the radio and CD player, too? And those DVD players people use to keep their kids quiet?
Here we go down the slippery slope.
Advocates want county’s ban on smoking broadened
That should read “Assholes want county’s ban on smoking broadened”. Fuck you. Let capitalism work — if people don’t want to patronize smoky bars, bars will ban smoking on their own. Don’t want to work in a smoky bar? Find another job.
I generally stay out of smoky bars myself, but not because I’m against smoking — because I have asthmatic bronchitis and I prefer not to make it worse by breathing smoke. Of course, as an HVAC tech of many years’ standing, I have always maintained that there is no excuse for a smoky bar — all you have to do is ventilate it properly.
I am sick to death of asshole politicians passing laws telling me I can’t do things. Keep your hands off what few freedoms we have left. Or the next thing you know, we’re all going to snap and there’s going to be a Second American Revolution…or perhaps just a “year they hanged the lawyers“.
Q: What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.
(Apologies to those of my friends who happen to be, through no fault of their own, lawyers.)