I realized at lunch that I’ve been at my current job for 14 years today. (It was a Monday, and about 12 miles northwest, as the crow files, of where I’m currently sitting. 16 miles by road, FWIW.)
Not bad for an IT puke with a Bachelor’s in History.
A "surly curmudgeon[], suspicious and lacking in altruism." (Robert A. Heinlein)