Dan Quayle was never this dumb.
The Capitol Visitors Center, which opened this morning, may have tripled its original budget and fallen years behind schedule, but Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid found a silver lining for members of Congress: tourists won’t offend them with their B.O. anymore.
“My staff tells me not to say this, but I’m going to say it anyway,” said Reid in his remarks. “In the summer because of the heat and high humidity, you could literally smell the tourists coming into the Capitol. It may be descriptive but it’s true.”
Those stinky tourists pay your salary, asshole. You work for them.
I hope the ones from Nevada remember this come the next time they have a chance to kick your sorry ass out of the Senate.
I have to wonder how they can smell the tourists over the stench of the organic fertilizer spewed by the members of congress? The tourists must smell really, really bad!