CHICAGO – Thousands of people supporting more lenient treatment of illegal immigrants marched through downtown Chicago and rallied at the lakefront Wednesday, calling for a moratorium on deportations.
The marchers passed through downtown in waves, some chanting “We are Americans!” and others hoisting U.S. flags and signs with messages such as “Deportation equals broken families” and “We build your American dream.”
First of all: You’re not Americans if you came here illegally.
Secondly: Get your ass back to Mexico if you did, before we deport it.
Thirdly: I am so damn sad that my very own President — who I do not think by any stretch of the imagination is as dumb as he sometimes sounds — actually had the stupidity to ever say that there are jobs Americans won’t do. Because illegal immigrants do NOT build my American dream. (For one thing, I’m building it myself; I don’t need help from illegals.)
Go home, assholes. Oh, and this bit is priceless:
Carlos Herrera, 25, of Chicago said he moved to the United States with his parents when he was 5 years old.
“How could I break the law when I was 5 years old?” Herrera asked as the group headed out on a three-mile walk in the 90-degree heat.
“I’m an American because I’ve been here all my life,” he said. “There’s just that piece of paper that says I’m not.”
How do you respond to asshole stupidity of that magnitude? Son, you AREN’T an American because you DON’T have that damn piece of paper. You have NOT lived here all of your life, and you DID break the law by entering illegally, even if it wasn’t an autonomous decision on your part.
Suggestion: Don’t bother trying law school. You’d have a problem with legal logic.