George W. Bush’s Hannukah Message.
Thank you, Mr. President. And a Merry Christmas to you, as well!
I’m not afraid of Christmas, at least partly because my Dad’s side are all Christians of one stripe or another (Lutherans and Catholics under the same roof, fercryinoutloud!). But I’m secure in my Jewishness, unlike some people I could name.
Now, where’s the nearest Salvation Army kettle?
A "surly curmudgeon[], suspicious and lacking in altruism." (Robert A. Heinlein)