Bill Clinton Hospitalized With Heart Blockage
Who knew he had a heart?
(I know he supposedly felt our pain, but that didn’t mean he had a heart, just an overactive nervous system.)
(And yeah, I know this is low and unbecoming of a conservative. But with John Kerrible running for President, I don’t really care.)
Oh, and of course:
Clinton is one of the youngest presidents to have entered office, having been first elected in 1992.
When you live a dissolute life, you tend to die young. One can only hope.