Found this riotous yesterday.
Dean Merchandisers Fear Going Out of Business
WAUSAU, Wis. – Merchandisers who scored big by hawking wares relating to Howard Dean’s insurgent candidacy could face difficult times if their moneymaker drops out of the race.
Two companies – Parody Productions (search), which produces a deck of cards in which Dean is the high, low and trump cards, and Playpolitics.org, which manufactures Deanie Babies, small silk-screened beanbags with Dean’s image – recognize that the Wisconsin race could change their business landscapes.
Playpolitics.org founders Rob Davis and Adam Wirtzfield acknowledged that if Dean drops out of the race after Tuesday’s primary in Wisconsin, they’ll probably have to shut down operations.
Cry me a river. Life’s a bitch and you’re just a bunch of opportunists. Next thing, you’ll probably try to get a subsidy from the government…