but WTF is the hooroar over him eating pizza with a fork?
I EAT PIZZA WITH A FORK. Particularly Giordano’s or Union Jack’s Chicago-style deep dish, which defies being picked up in most cases, but also any floppy pizza that defies being picked up. And no, I don’t do that New York perversion of folding it over. It’s not a got-damn taco, FFS.
If the slice is thick enough to hold itself together, sure, I’ll pick it up and eat it. But anyone who says they never eat pizza with a fork probably has a cleaning bill to match their pizza bill.