This would be funny

if it weren’t so blamed sad.

A woman suing Rogers over claims its billing practices ruined her marriage says her extramarital affair wasn’t the only one exposed by the communications giant.
Wearing a black wig and sunglasses, Gabriela Nagy told a news conference Wednesday that two people have signed affidavits claiming their dalliances were discovered because of how the carrier bills its clients.
A third has signed an affidavit saying a privacy breach led to allegations of marital infidelity which have shaken his common-law marriage.
“Their lives have taken a downfall, loss of jobs, marriages. Some are almost carbon copies of my story. Others have other privacy issues that were breached,” said Ms. Nagy.
“The privacy issue is a lot more serious. It concerns not only me.”

Lady, you are one sick individual if you think this is the fault of the PHONE COMPANY. All that sneaking around behind hubby’s back with loverboy was going to end up discovered eventually.

In its statement of defence, Rogers denies it breached Ms. Nagy’s privacy and says there are no legal grounds for her claims.
“Rogers is not responsible for the plaintiff’s affair or its consequences,” the statement of defence reads.

Fuckin’ A right they’re not.
You wanna play around, get a disposable cell phone. You can probably get them cheap at Canadian Tire.
(On the other hand, I’m tickled that the cell phone is from Rogers. I guess she thinks she got rogered by Rogers for rogering someone other than her husband…)

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