Oh, Beauregard…

…we’ll have our mint juleps on the verandah.
Hello from horse country, USA, AKA Lexington Kentucky. We’re here for super-secret Masonic bourbon-tasting rituals. This resort has a two-page, single-spaced bourbon list. Heaven…
Tomorrow we’ll resume making our plans to take over the world. Which we’ll get on right after we finish our symposium on “Replacement Light Bulbs in the Lodge Room: Fluorescent or Incandescent?”
Party hearty, y’all. And Beauregard, please do try to avoid trippin’ over the azaleas this time.

4 Replies to “Oh, Beauregard…”

  1. Pardon me, Madam, but you appear to have mistaken me for a Shriner.
    I am not now nor have I ever been a member of the Mystic Shrine. Not my thing. Besides, those fezzes are just silly.
    I am, however, proud to be a member of the Scottish Rite.

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