Wow, how did I miss this?

Life seems to have handed this guy a shit sandwich. Along with shit fries and a shit milkshake.

ALBION, Ind. — Officers searching for a man wanted on methamphetamine charges found him hiding neck-deep in a liquid manure pit at a northeastern Indiana farm, police said.
Noble County sheriff’s deputies thought they’d lost the man until an officer spotted him in the tank beneath an outbuilding floor on the farm near Albion.
Chief Deputy Doug Harp said the man, 52, had been neck-deep in the combination of hog and dog feces for at least an hour Tuesday evening. He later became combative and had to be shocked twice with a stun gun.

Shitty end to a shitty day. Oh, and check out the picture. A really winner, that one. I think he’s asking, “How’s life in the clean world?”
H/T: FAIL Blog.

3 Replies to “Wow, how did I miss this?”

  1. If I were a cop, and I found a guy hiding in a manure tank, I’d be inclined to pretend I didn’t see him, close the lid, place a weight on it and leave him there for a day or so.
    Either that or find something to push his head under.
    Good thing I’m not a cop!

  2. Or he may have become combative when they called the fire department to hose him down before placing him in the back seat of a car. Either that or he became combative when they tried to put him in the trunk.

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