Stupid Slate “journalist” feels guilty for taking hot showers, tells us we should conserve by using less water.
Fuck you, bitch. When you get to be my age and you creak and ache and have arthritis and shit, feel free to take cold showers. But you can kiss my ass as far as my own hot showers are concerned.
This continent sits on one of the largest natural gas deposits in the world. Why the fuck don’t we tap it?
We can build safe nuclear power plants that will handle all of our energy needs without worrying about winds or sun or any of that crap. Why are we diddling around with wind power and solar panels? And biofuels — food for fuel is going to bite us in the ass one of these days as the climate cools. Which it is doing, regardless of the frantic rear-guard attempts by the AGW community to claim the contrary.
But mostly, fuck any stupid idiot who tries to tell me how to lower my energy footprint. It’s goddamn cold outside, bitch — and you know it, so shut the fuck up and take your hot shower, already.
Damn.
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I invoke the Sheryl “use one square of toilet paper to save the planet” Crow rule: You first.
I read a book (or saw a movie, or something — I don’t remember what) where a peripheral character (rich Hollywood type) was described as limiting her party guests to one square of TP each, but was also planning to have her baby in her private jet while flying over Africa. The narrator got the irony; the character in question didn’t. Kinda sums it up, doesn’t it?
Yeah. And I am now off to take a nice, warm shower. And I don’t intend to rush it.