“Kennedy, Byrd Taken by Medical Personnel From Inaugural Luncheon With Obama”

Die, both of you. Painfully, if possible.
UPDATE: I have to say that I can’t agree with the “nice guy” conservatives who say things like, “Want them gone, but not like this.” I want them gone, and I don’t actually give a damn how, short of outright assassination.
Not that I would expect the governors or the voters of their states to replace them with anyone more to my liking.
MORE UPDATE: Reports of rigor mortis were premature.
But hopefully not by much.