Goddamn pair of teenage girls just came to my door, rang the doorbell, and when I came out (thinking it might be our next-door neighbor who has health problems), one of them asked if I had a moment to talk to them. I said, no, I did not.
“Ooooooohhhhhkaaaaaaaaay….”, said she, with a look on her face that suggested that she doubted my veracity.
Fuck you, bitch. I gather you completely missed (or could not read) the NO SOLICITING sign prominently displayed on my front door.
I may start carrying a shotgun when I answer the door. Or maybe I should just make a new sign, “HOMEOWNER RESERVES THE RIGHT TO BERATE AND ABUSE SOLICITORS”.
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“HOMEOWNER RESERVES THE RIGHT TO BERATE AND ABUSE SOLICITORS”.
I like that sign.
I’ve decided that the better sign is probably more along the lines of
“NO SOLICITORS. Before you push that doorbell button, you gotta ask yourself just one question … ‘Do I feel lucky?’ … Well, do ya, PUNK?”