President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said no one can prevent Iran from pursuing a peaceful nuclear program.
BOOM. BOOM. BA-BOOM.
(Repeat until crater is deep enough to reach deeply-buried installations.)
Oh, we’re sorry. Were those your uranium processing plants? Shame, that. But they make pretty mushroom clouds, don’t they?
Ahmadinejad also proposed having a televised debate with U.S. President George W. Bush on world issues.
*snort* As if.