OK, here’s the headline:

Drunken driver sentenced to 52 years for 2 fatalities
But you have to read to the 10th graf to find out that he is an illegal alien.
In fact, this is the front page story of the Metro section today, and you actually have to turn to the story continuation on B6 to get to that graf.
Why can’t we say what we mean? The headline should be “Illegal alien sentenced to 52 years for 2 DUI fatalities.”
The Indy Star — your worthless Gannett cat box liner.