I can see this, actually.

NEW YORK – Diamonds are no longer a girl’s best friend, according to a new U.S. study that found three of four women would prefer a new plasma TV to a diamond necklace.

They must have talked to Sally. Bigger screen, bigger Pacers. I think she’d accept one in a flash over a diamond necklace. She doesn’t like diamonds anyway; she’s an amythest girl.
Now if one would fall from the sky (and land gently in our living room), we’d be set.
H/T: K-Lo, who doesn’t believe it.