Um…

In response to Michelle, well, here’s my lovely bride (the ugly guy behind her is me, in case you were wondering):

Any questions? BTW, we’ve both lost weight since then (this was our engagement picture).
LATER: OK, fine. Yeah, I like skinny chicks. I have even dated two of them, neither of them Teri Polo-skinny, but not a whole lot bigger. But I like even a “skinny” girl to have some meat on her bones. That being said, I wasn’t in the market for D-cups when I was looking for a bride…that just sort of came with the package. 🙂