Sure.
NEW YORK – Janet Jackson’s (search) red lace garment was supposed to remain over her breast when Justin Timberlake (search) tore off part of her bustier during their Super Bowl halftime performance, the superstar said through a spokeswoman Tuesday.
Sorry; bullshit. If that’s the case you would have said so immediately. Sounds like you needed a day to work up that lame excuse.
I still say you wouldn’t have worn that pastie star if you didn’t think the whole thing was going to come off. And what was the message involved in someone tearing part of your clothing off to begin with?
You are sick. Just like your brother:
The records note that a locksmith had to open the master bathroom and that the keys were ultimately found in a safe.
Items found in the master bathroom included a laptop computer found inside a locked closet, a digital camera found by a sink and miscellaneous papers.
What do you suppose that digital camera was doing in the bathroom?