Too bad I won’t be able to listen to Rush tomorrow, because I’ll guarantee that this will prompt an SUV Update.
SPRINGFIELD, Va. – A sport utility vehicle hit a man on an interstate highway Sunday and dragged his body — apparently lodged in the suspension — 8-1/2 miles to the driver’s home, police said.
Amazing that the SUV did this all by itself.
(And yes, I know that the rest of the article starts out by saying, “Josuel Galdino, 25, of Lorton, was charged with manslaughter, driving while intoxicated and felony hit-and-run after calling police to report a man’s body was caught in the front-end suspension of his SUV.” But you have to read to the next paragraph to see that “Galdino hit Fitsum”.)